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Can Lalu’s blood prevent Modi from becoming PM?
Patna : Medical experts have launched an investigation into the link between the blood in the veins of Lalu Prasad Yadav and the post of prime minister of India. This was after the former Bihar chief minister said, “For as long as blood runs in my veins, I will not allow Narendra Modi to become … Continue reading
Life of Lie
Ankit, an unemployed youth in his late 20s, is planning to drag filmmakers, poets and music directors to court, under “vicarious liability” clause, for “aiding and abetting” romantic notions that eventually messed up his life. “Look, I have a Nirupama Roy-like mother coughing all the time in our 200 sq ft rented room in a … Continue reading
Rage Republic!
New Delhi : In a path-breaking initiative, India has come up with a new policy of Outrage Index which categorizes people according to their vulnerability levels and the nature of issues that can hurt them. Based on the recommendations of an expert committee, the central cabinet gave its nod to what is being billed as … Continue reading
Obama calls PM on `Vishwaroopam’, Bush unhappy
Washington/New Delhi : It is not just Muslim organisations in Tamilnadu and Andhra Pradesh that are angry with Kamal Haasan’s `Vishwaroopam’. Former US president George Bush has expressed his unhappiness with the film too as it shows Al-Qaeda terrorists indulging in shooting practise with George Bush’s face as target. “Hey, why is with this guy … Continue reading
Ghulam declares Azadi from a 30-day month
New Delhi : A Maths class at a tuiton centre in New Delhi. Among its high-profile students are several senior Congress and BJP leaders, all eager to find out what it takes to get the numbers right in the next Lok Sabha. The teacher has not arrived and the students are busy chitchatting. (Ghulam Nabi … Continue reading
RSS feed upset that Gadkari.org was dumped
New Delhi : An internal inquiry has been ordered into how the RSS feed developed in Nagpur was rejected by its principal client, the BJP in New Delhi. Chief engineer at the headquarters, Mohan Bhagwat is reported to be very upset that the leaner version of Gadkari.org that he had developed was dumped at the … Continue reading
What do your stars predict for you today?
Tenali Rama Reports presents Horrorscope Watch by Nanki Ram Kanwar, the Home minister of Chhattisgarh who has agreed to write astrological predictions for Tenali Rama Reports whenever he gets some absurd ideas. The latest one he has got is that crimes against women are taking place as their stars are in adverse position. In today’s … Continue reading
Twitter to be renamed Rajiv Gandhi Twitter Sabha
New Delhi : Parliament will debate a Bill that will seek to introduce quotas in popular social networking site, Twitter. This is after MIM leader and Hyderabad MP, Asaduddin Owaisi alleged that 80 per cent of the people on Twitter are from the Sangh Parivar. The claim made the Congress sit up and take note … Continue reading
`Dhoti-clad Tamil’ as PM? India reacts
Chennai : DMK president M Karunanidhi has stirred a hornet’s nest by talking in favour of a `dhoti-clad Tamil’ as Prime Minister of India. The observation made at a function in Chennai, also had Finance minister P Chidambaram in attendance and everyone believes Karunanidhi has publicly in his own cryptic style, given his blessings for … Continue reading
Leaked : Chandrababu Naidu’s letter to Shinde
Dear Shri Sushil Kumar Shinde garu, Namaskar. I write this letter to you from Karimnagar. You know I am walking and talking since October 2nd. It was my brother-in-law, Nandamuri Balakrishna’s idea. He told me, “You should start walking on our great Mahatma Gandhi’s happy birthday. We will cut cake everywhere.” I am having lot … Continue reading
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