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Can Lalu’s blood prevent Modi from becoming PM?
Patna : Medical experts have launched an investigation into the link between the blood in the veins of Lalu Prasad Yadav and the post of prime minister of India. This was after the former Bihar chief minister said, “For as long as blood runs in my veins, I will not allow Narendra Modi to become … Continue reading
Obama calls PM on `Vishwaroopam’, Bush unhappy
Washington/New Delhi : It is not just Muslim organisations in Tamilnadu and Andhra Pradesh that are angry with Kamal Haasan’s `Vishwaroopam’. Former US president George Bush has expressed his unhappiness with the film too as it shows Al-Qaeda terrorists indulging in shooting practise with George Bush’s face as target. “Hey, why is with this guy … Continue reading
RSS feed upset that Gadkari.org was dumped
New Delhi : An internal inquiry has been ordered into how the RSS feed developed in Nagpur was rejected by its principal client, the BJP in New Delhi. Chief engineer at the headquarters, Mohan Bhagwat is reported to be very upset that the leaner version of Gadkari.org that he had developed was dumped at the … Continue reading
What do your stars predict for you today?
Tenali Rama Reports presents Horrorscope Watch by Nanki Ram Kanwar, the Home minister of Chhattisgarh who has agreed to write astrological predictions for Tenali Rama Reports whenever he gets some absurd ideas. The latest one he has got is that crimes against women are taking place as their stars are in adverse position. In today’s … Continue reading
Twitter to be renamed Rajiv Gandhi Twitter Sabha
New Delhi : Parliament will debate a Bill that will seek to introduce quotas in popular social networking site, Twitter. This is after MIM leader and Hyderabad MP, Asaduddin Owaisi alleged that 80 per cent of the people on Twitter are from the Sangh Parivar. The claim made the Congress sit up and take note … Continue reading
Leaked : Chandrababu Naidu’s letter to Shinde
Dear Shri Sushil Kumar Shinde garu, Namaskar. I write this letter to you from Karimnagar. You know I am walking and talking since October 2nd. It was my brother-in-law, Nandamuri Balakrishna’s idea. He told me, “You should start walking on our great Mahatma Gandhi’s happy birthday. We will cut cake everywhere.” I am having lot … Continue reading
Delhi Police devises way to handle protests
New Delhi : At the receiving end of much criticism over its handling of the protests at Raisina Hill over the weekend, a high-level meeting of Delhi Police has drawn up a list of dos and donts for future protests by women groups and the aam aadmi. The confidential note that was accessed by Tenali … Continue reading
When Gabbar Singh kidnapped Shinde, Sibal, Jaitley
Ramgarh : Notorious dacoit Gabbar Singh is reportedly very upset with the developments in Delhi where a 23-year-old paramedic was raped by six men in a moving bus on Sunday night. Incensed, Gabbar’s men kidnapped the Union Home minister Sushil Kumar Shinde, Union HRD minister and MP from Chandni Chowk Kapil Sibal and Opposition leader … Continue reading
Mayans order probe into wrong prediction
Somewhere in the Mayan Kingdom : The Government of Mayans has ordered an inquiry into the reasons why the world did not come to an end on December 21 as predicted. Opposition members in the Mayan Parliament protested calling it a disgrace to the Mayan community and demanded death penalty for the committee that had … Continue reading
India to send dossier on Rehman Malik to Pakistan
New Delhi : India has decided to send a dossier on Rehman Malik to Pakistan President Asif Zardari to explain to him why he should drop his Interior minister from the cabinet. Pakistan has reacted positively to New Delhi’s move, saying it is a welcome change from the dossiers India sends frequently on LeT founder … Continue reading
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