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Tendulkar to be UPA’s PM candidate in 2014
New Delhi : In a decision that has taken political circles by surprise, the Congress has announced Sachin Tendulkar as its prime ministerial candidate in the 2014 elections. Sources close to Sonia Gandhi told Tenali Rama that nominating Sachin to the Rajya Sabha is the first step in that direction. “There will be continuity. Our … Continue reading
`C’ word, Hafiz and Twitter dominate PM-Zardari meet
New Delhi : The luncheon meeting between the Indian and the Pakistan delegations was not all bonhomie, as both sides took great pains to project. `Tenali Rama Reports’ has learnt that Bilawal Bhutto Zardari brought up the topic of the “C” word referred to by `The Indian Express’ last week and all hell broke loose. … Continue reading
Rahul Gandhi to visit `poor’ Kingfisher employees
New Delhi : The number of people below the poverty line has risen by 7000 in the first three months of 2012. Disclosing this at a press conference, Deputy chairman of the Planning Commission, Montek Singh Ahluwalia said it was distressing that all of them belonged to the same company – Kingfisher Airlines. “It is … Continue reading
Congress hails Sonia, Rahul, Vadra for Sachin’s ton
New Delhi : The Congress party has hailed the leadership of party president Sonia Gandhi and Prime minister Dr Manmohan Singh for inspiring Sachin Tendulkar to score his hundredth century, against all odds. “It is no mere coincidence that Shri Tendulkar scored his century on the day the UPA presented a path-breaking budget. Shri Pranab … Continue reading
Earthquake a BSP conspiracy, claims SP
New Delhi : Samajwadi Party has accused Uttar Pradesh chief minister Mayawati of trying to force the Congress High command into supporting the BSP to form the next government in the state. Linking the unveiling of the elephants after voting was over, to the earthquake in north India, Mulayam Singh Yadav said, “Ab itne saare … Continue reading
`Congress lost UP because Rahul did not shave’
New Delhi : The exit poll conducted by `Tenali Rama Reports’ has predicted a virtual rout for the Congress. Its findings reveal that the voters have blamed Rahul Gandhi and his reluctance to shave, for the poor results. As Ramprasad Joshi from Varanasi told Tenali Rama, “a person who is lazy to even look after … Continue reading
Politicians make a beeline for Dhoni
New Delhi : After a string of defeats Down Under, Indian politicians are unanimous that Captain M S Dhoni is now fit to join the political class. “He has all the qualities, you know,” said Narayan Dutt Tiwari (no relation of THE more famous N D Tiwari). “See the way, he blamed the umpires for … Continue reading
Indian team to continue with `rotation policy’
Brisbane : M S Dhoni is out to prove that he is a fair captain. Fed up with criticism that his rotation policy was restricted to resting one among the Sachin-Sehwag-Gambhir trio in every match, Captain Cool has thought of a cool way to resolve the issue. Members of the team will play musical chairs … Continue reading
Kasav’s appeal has India, Pakistan buzzing
New Delhi : Ever since 26/11 terrorist Ajmal Kasav appealed to the Supreme court to commute his death sentence to life imprisonment, a range of reactions are coming in both from India and Pakistan. Union Law minister Salman Khurshid claimed at an election meeting in Farukkhabad in Uttar Pradesh that Sonia Gandhi cried when she … Continue reading
Robert Vadra bade parde par?
New Delhi : This is what is called kahaani me twist. Within 24 hours of Robert Vadra, the son-in-law of the first family of the country declaring that he “will enter politics if the people of the country want”, offers have started pouring in. But instead of the aam aadmi, it is Bollywood that is queuing … Continue reading
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