Tenali Rama Reports
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No travel mags or cookery shows for Prez Pranab
New Delhi : Even before Pranab Mukherjee takes oath as the President of India on Wednesday, he has set in motion changes he would like to see at Rashtrapati Bhavan. Tenali Rama has been able to access some of Mr Mukherjee’s instructions to the Presidential staff. 1. Stop subscription to all travel magazines that were … Continue reading
`Pakistan has given wild card entry to Abu Jundal’
New Delhi : Pakistan Interior minister Rehman Malik has strongly refuted charges by India that state actors from across the border had a definite role to play in the 26/11 terror attack. “We totally deny this. The only state actor who is active in Hindoostan, is Veena Malik. And yes, we admit there is an … Continue reading
The secret diary of Dr Manmohan Singh
June 7, 2012 The day began bad. As usual. PC’s election in Sivaganga constituency caught the eye of the Madurai bench of the Madras High court. I overheard someone in the PMO saying Chidamba-RAM ki Siva-Ganga maili ho gayi hai PC ke paap dhote dhote. I frankly do not understand all these jokes. They call … Continue reading
Infosys to buy Greece, Murthy to be President
Greece, the European country reeling under sovereign debt crisis, has found a saviour in Infosys, India’s leading IT company. Infosys has offered a conditional bailout of the economically challenged nation by using its excess cash on the balance sheet. Sitting pretty with close to $4 billion cash, Infosys will pay Greek debtors and sovereign debt servicers … Continue reading
Why A K Antony doesn’t want to run for President
New Delhi : Defence minister A K Antony has clarified that he did not mean any disrespect to the office of the President when he said, “I am not a madman” when asked if he was in the running for the post of the country’s first citizen. “Vaat is dhis? I say vaat is dhis. … Continue reading
Patil’s Pratibha a medal hope at London Olympics
New Delhi : Table tennis player Pratibha Devisingh Patil has secured an entry into the London Olympics. Ms Patil, who also happens to be the President of India, passed the tough qualifying round organised at the MJ College in Jalgoan, Maharashtra on Saturday. “She is a certain medal prospect for the country,” gushed former IOA … Continue reading
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