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Can Lalu’s blood prevent Modi from becoming PM?
Patna : Medical experts have launched an investigation into the link between the blood in the veins of Lalu Prasad Yadav and the post of prime minister of India. This was after the former Bihar chief minister said, “For as long as blood runs in my veins, I will not allow Narendra Modi to become … Continue reading
`Silent’ PM delivers a 35-minute speech
New Delhi : Indian scientists have achieved a major breakthrough in acoustics engineering. A device that converts silence into sounds was successfully demonstrated at the ramparts of Red Fort from where Prime Minister Manmohan Singh appeared before the nation on the occasion of 66th Independence Day. His 35-minute silence was converted into sounds and amplified … Continue reading
Jottings in Pratibha Patil’s diary on July 25, 2012
New Delhi, July 25, 2012 Ah ! I feel emotional. My last day in office. Over the last few days, there has been too much small talk over lunch, tea and dinner. Boring stuff, meeting the same set of people. The dinner at PM’s home was so so. I must remember to call and tell … Continue reading
Tendulkar to be UPA’s PM candidate in 2014
New Delhi : In a decision that has taken political circles by surprise, the Congress has announced Sachin Tendulkar as its prime ministerial candidate in the 2014 elections. Sources close to Sonia Gandhi told Tenali Rama that nominating Sachin to the Rajya Sabha is the first step in that direction. “There will be continuity. Our … Continue reading
The Sachin Tendulkar interview : Exclusive
`India breathes normally’ tweeted Amitabh Bachchan. Yes indeed. Sachin Tendulkar spoke exclusively to Tenali Rama, after scoring his hundredth ton against Bangladesh in the Asia Cup today. Tenali Rama : Sachin Tendulkar, Many many congratulations. Can I shake your hands once more? Don’t worry I am as straight as your straight drive. Sachin Tendulkar : … Continue reading
PM happy with his performance on Twitter
New Delhi : Prime Minister Dr Manmohan Singh has expressed great pleasure and delight that he is now on Twitter. Speaking to reporters after a meeting with UPA Chairperson Sonia Gandhi to review his performance on Twitter, Dr Singh said it is an effective tool to speak less. “I have 27000 plus followers in less than … Continue reading
The UPA wishlist. Exclusive
New Delhi : Every minister in the Manmohan Singh government wants Subramanian Swamy to be bundled out of India, with a rider that he cannot squeak against any member of the UPA. Every minister wants the CBI to be shifted to the Congress President’s office, since critics call it the Congress Bureau of Investigation in … Continue reading
Happy Birthday, Mr Prime Minister
New Delhi : On his 79th birthday, Congress President Sonia Gandhi has conveyed her best wishes to Prime Minister Dr Manmohan Singh. Along with the bouquet of flowers that reached his hotel in New York, the PM also received a confidential letter from Mrs Gandhi. Tenali Rama was pleasantly surprised when a generous PMO acted … Continue reading
What L K Advani did not blog
I have just returned from Ahmedabad. The Kingfisher flight was comfortable. I got a window seat and I could see the progress ushered in by Narendra Modi from the sky. Very impressive, I must say. I can say with utmost certainty that from this distance, there is no difference between Hindus and Muslims in Gujarat. … Continue reading
Earthquake an act of cowardice, says PM
New Delhi : Pakistan has strongly protested against a section of the Indian media blaming it for the earthquake in Delhi and the National Capital Region that recorded 4.2 on the Richter scale at 11:20 pm on Wednesday. So furious was the Pakistan establishment that the Indian High commissioner to Pakistan was summoned to the … Continue reading
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