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Amul ads, laughter clubs may be banned
New Delhi : A day after MPs cutting across party lines, condemned the use of cartoons in school textbooks, the Union Home ministry has provided HRD minister Kapil Sibal with a dossier of objectionable cartoons. “My officers have burnt the midnight oil in preparing this dossier. It is as big as the one we gave … Continue reading
Raja Bhaiya shows the way
Lucknow : Uttar Pradesh chief minister Akhilesh Yadav has said he went strictly by subject specialisation when it came to allocating portfolios in his cabinet. “That’s the reason why Raja Bhaiya, given his vast experience of life behind bars, was made the Minister for Prisons. My eyes popped up in disbelief when I read his … Continue reading
Mayawati is reading `Thorns to competition’
Lucknow : If you thought BSP supremo Mayawati would be sulking after her humiliating defeat in the Uttar Pradesh assembly elections, think again. After submitting her resignation and addresing the media, where she blamed everyone else for the defeat but herself, Mayawati was found reading a book. Her aides told Tenali Rama that the book … Continue reading
UP politicians get on to Facebook, Twitter
New Delhi : Even as the country waits for the election results in the crucial state of Uttar Pradesh, behind the scenes some furious activity is taking place, both in the real and virtual world. This is to prepare for any eventuality that may arise on March 6 when the votes will be counted. Tenali … Continue reading
Earthquake a BSP conspiracy, claims SP
New Delhi : Samajwadi Party has accused Uttar Pradesh chief minister Mayawati of trying to force the Congress High command into supporting the BSP to form the next government in the state. Linking the unveiling of the elephants after voting was over, to the earthquake in north India, Mulayam Singh Yadav said, “Ab itne saare … Continue reading
`Congress lost UP because Rahul did not shave’
New Delhi : The exit poll conducted by `Tenali Rama Reports’ has predicted a virtual rout for the Congress. Its findings reveal that the voters have blamed Rahul Gandhi and his reluctance to shave, for the poor results. As Ramprasad Joshi from Varanasi told Tenali Rama, “a person who is lazy to even look after … Continue reading
Who could be the Lokpal members. Exclusive
New Delhi : Suggestions have been pouring in on who should be the members of the Lokpal. The draft proposed by the government suggests a 9-member Lokpal body, including a chairman. `Tenali Rama Reports’ has in its possession a list of eminent citizens of India who could be members of Lokpal. Chairperson : Mayawati (Since the chairperson has … Continue reading
Sonia Gandhi goes Kolaveri
New Delhi : Heartbroken over the proposal of Uttar Pradesh chief minister Mayawati to divide the state into four states, Sonia Gandhi penned the following song and dedicated it to Mayawati. To stay as close to the original Kolaveri, she replaced `Behenji’ Mayawati with `Didi’. Why this Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Didi grabs-u grabs-u UP for … Continue reading
Gandhis upset with Mayawati Bakery
New Delhi : A family in central Delhi has accused a bakery owner in Lucknow of unethical behaviour on the occasion of the party thrown by the little boy of the house. The Gandhis, an influential family whose forefathers always ordered cakes from Uttar Pradesh, found that the bakery owner, a lady called Mayawati had … Continue reading
The CAT paper is leaked
New Delhi : This year’s CAT (Corruption Appraisal Test) paper is leaked. And in public interest, `Tenali Rama Reports’ has decided to print the question paper here. Prof Suresh Dharur who set the paper, regrets it was leaked by corrupt elements as he claimed this was by far the best and toughest paper he had … Continue reading
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