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Rama-Ravana war of words and arrows
Colombo : On the final day of the Ayodhya-Lanka war, Ravana of Lanka XI threatened Rama of Ayodhya XI that he will break all the cameras doing live telecast of their duel. Ravana who has already lost nine of his heads and brother Kumbhakarna as well, is now the last man at the crease and … Continue reading
The personal diary of Sidhartha Mallya
Hyderabad : It is a sad day for me and my team, Royal Challengers Bangalore. We got knocked out of the IPL yesterday evening. As Ravi Shastri said, it was a great game of cricket between RCB and Deccan Chargers and in the end, Chennai Super Kings was the winner. Pity. But I have a … Continue reading
`Poorathon’ to help poor in India earn more
New Delhi : A new survey by the National Sample Survey Office for the year 2009-10 has revealed that more than 60 per cent of the population in rural India lives on less than 35 rupees a day, while the same number of people in urban India live on less than 66 rupees a day. … Continue reading
Turbulent weather over an ad
Mumbai : The Congress has severely criticised the new Indigo Airlines ad that it says, “brings bedroom talk on to the roads”. Articulating the party position, spokesperson Abhishek Manu Singhvi said, “Five quick points. It says Indians should sleep with their wife, thereby suggesting that at the moment, they do not. Two, in a country … Continue reading
Yeddyurappa to play for RCB in the IPL
Bangalore : Fed up with the BJP leadership ignoring his requests and threats that he be made chief minister of Karnataka, B S Yeddyurappa has acquired a new fancy this summer. The BJP strongman has decided to join the Royal Challengers Bangalore IPL team and has, in fact, even started practising at a cricket academy. … Continue reading
Vijay Mallya’s presentation to the DGCA
New Delhi : Last week, Kingfisher Airlines Chairman Dr Vijay Mallya made a presentation to the DGCA on the financial health of his airline company. Mallya admitted that his airline was deep in the red but he attempted to paint a rosy picture. Tenali Rama has learnt that the government body was not particularly impressed … Continue reading
Rahul Gandhi to visit `poor’ Kingfisher employees
New Delhi : The number of people below the poverty line has risen by 7000 in the first three months of 2012. Disclosing this at a press conference, Deputy chairman of the Planning Commission, Montek Singh Ahluwalia said it was distressing that all of them belonged to the same company – Kingfisher Airlines. “It is … Continue reading
`Congress lost UP because Rahul did not shave’
New Delhi : The exit poll conducted by `Tenali Rama Reports’ has predicted a virtual rout for the Congress. Its findings reveal that the voters have blamed Rahul Gandhi and his reluctance to shave, for the poor results. As Ramprasad Joshi from Varanasi told Tenali Rama, “a person who is lazy to even look after … Continue reading
Virat Kohli dedicates knock to Vijay Mallya
Hobart : Virat Kohli won the hearts of millions of cricket-crazy Indian fans around the world today with his match-winning knock against Sri Lanka. But no one was more happy than his IPL boss, Vijay Mallya. Kohli who scored 133 not out to keep India’s hopes alive in the tri-series, plays for Royal Challengers Bangalore, … Continue reading
Mallya Jr takes on another Didi on Twitter
Kolkata : The twitter timeline was buzzing on Sunday with angry tweets by a passenger from Kolkata. Miss Mamata Banerjee tweeted furiously, complaining how her sister could not travel to Delhi and missed an important meeting because Kingfisher on which she was booked, cancelled all its flights in and out of Kolkata. “Dhis is nat … Continue reading
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