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Can Lalu’s blood prevent Modi from becoming PM?
Patna : Medical experts have launched an investigation into the link between the blood in the veins of Lalu Prasad Yadav and the post of prime minister of India. This was after the former Bihar chief minister said, “For as long as blood runs in my veins, I will not allow Narendra Modi to become … Continue reading
When Gabbar Singh kidnapped Shinde, Sibal, Jaitley
Ramgarh : Notorious dacoit Gabbar Singh is reportedly very upset with the developments in Delhi where a 23-year-old paramedic was raped by six men in a moving bus on Sunday night. Incensed, Gabbar’s men kidnapped the Union Home minister Sushil Kumar Shinde, Union HRD minister and MP from Chandni Chowk Kapil Sibal and Opposition leader … Continue reading
Scam is in the air
New Delhi : This may well turn out to be the Mother of all scams. According to a latest CAG report, the country could have lost trillions of rupees since independence because of the failure of successive governments to auction or tax the most important natural resource: Air. Using a complex set of formulae, the … Continue reading
The case of an Assam MP fleeing Delhi
New Delhi : Virtually the entire UPA cabinet and several Congress MPs including Sonia Gandhi and Rahul Gandhi could not prevent Rajya Sabha MP from Assam, Dr Manmohan Singh from boarding the New Delhi-Guwahati Express on Friday night. A panic-stricken Dr Singh, who also has been India’s prime minister since 2004, said he was fleeing … Continue reading
Amul ads, laughter clubs may be banned
New Delhi : A day after MPs cutting across party lines, condemned the use of cartoons in school textbooks, the Union Home ministry has provided HRD minister Kapil Sibal with a dossier of objectionable cartoons. “My officers have burnt the midnight oil in preparing this dossier. It is as big as the one we gave … Continue reading
Raja Bhaiya shows the way
Lucknow : Uttar Pradesh chief minister Akhilesh Yadav has said he went strictly by subject specialisation when it came to allocating portfolios in his cabinet. “That’s the reason why Raja Bhaiya, given his vast experience of life behind bars, was made the Minister for Prisons. My eyes popped up in disbelief when I read his … Continue reading
Rahul Dravid calls it a day in Test cricket
Bangalore : The who’s who of the political, cricket and entertainment world descended on Bangalore to felicitate Rahul Dravid, who has called it a day in Test cricket. It was an evening when everyone who had seen the Wall help build Indian cricket brick by brick, had something to say about the gentleman cricketer. Tenali … Continue reading
Cover up, government tells Poonam Pandey
New Delhi : Poonam Pandey and Salman Khan will have to cover up. The Union Cabinet today approved an array of amendments to the `Clothed in Public Act’. Those who publish their photographs online without being adequately covered up will have to pay a fine and if they are not fine with it, spend some … Continue reading
Kasav’s appeal has India, Pakistan buzzing
New Delhi : Ever since 26/11 terrorist Ajmal Kasav appealed to the Supreme court to commute his death sentence to life imprisonment, a range of reactions are coming in both from India and Pakistan. Union Law minister Salman Khurshid claimed at an election meeting in Farukkhabad in Uttar Pradesh that Sonia Gandhi cried when she … Continue reading
PM happy with his performance on Twitter
New Delhi : Prime Minister Dr Manmohan Singh has expressed great pleasure and delight that he is now on Twitter. Speaking to reporters after a meeting with UPA Chairperson Sonia Gandhi to review his performance on Twitter, Dr Singh said it is an effective tool to speak less. “I have 27000 plus followers in less than … Continue reading
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