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RSS feed upset that Gadkari.org was dumped
New Delhi : An internal inquiry has been ordered into how the RSS feed developed in Nagpur was rejected by its principal client, the BJP in New Delhi. Chief engineer at the headquarters, Mohan Bhagwat is reported to be very upset that the leaner version of Gadkari.org that he had developed was dumped at the … Continue reading
Twitter to be renamed Rajiv Gandhi Twitter Sabha
New Delhi : Parliament will debate a Bill that will seek to introduce quotas in popular social networking site, Twitter. This is after MIM leader and Hyderabad MP, Asaduddin Owaisi alleged that 80 per cent of the people on Twitter are from the Sangh Parivar. The claim made the Congress sit up and take note … Continue reading
India to send dossier on Rehman Malik to Pakistan
New Delhi : India has decided to send a dossier on Rehman Malik to Pakistan President Asif Zardari to explain to him why he should drop his Interior minister from the cabinet. Pakistan has reacted positively to New Delhi’s move, saying it is a welcome change from the dossiers India sends frequently on LeT founder … Continue reading
Nitin Gadkari bends his back, could run for PM
New Delhi : The AIADMK will ally with the NDA in the 2014 general elections. Sources in the BJP confirm that Tamilnadu chief minister Jayalalithaa took the decision after seeing the visuals of BJP president Nitin Gadkari touching the feet of Baba Ramdev. “I am more used to my ministers in Tamilnadu going completely flat … Continue reading
FAT in Rajya Sabha, Sachin wants a sightscreen
New Delhi : The government has agreed to form a `Flies Annihilation Team’ (FAT) to get rid of the houseflies that are omnipresent in the Rajya Sabha. This was after several Elders pointed out how flies were disturbing them when they delivered their speech. A 50-member squad of FAT will be present at all times … Continue reading
`Bofors lacks stature to be called a scam’
New Delhi : Bofors, a child of pre-reforms era who went missing in Kumbh Mela years ago, is back now, expecting the nation to embrace him. But, little did this young man realize that much smoke has flowed from the barrel of the howitzers in the last 25 years. “I was hoping for an emotional … Continue reading
Yeddyurappa to play for RCB in the IPL
Bangalore : Fed up with the BJP leadership ignoring his requests and threats that he be made chief minister of Karnataka, B S Yeddyurappa has acquired a new fancy this summer. The BJP strongman has decided to join the Royal Challengers Bangalore IPL team and has, in fact, even started practising at a cricket academy. … Continue reading
`Congress lost UP because Rahul did not shave’
New Delhi : The exit poll conducted by `Tenali Rama Reports’ has predicted a virtual rout for the Congress. Its findings reveal that the voters have blamed Rahul Gandhi and his reluctance to shave, for the poor results. As Ramprasad Joshi from Varanasi told Tenali Rama, “a person who is lazy to even look after … Continue reading
Cover up, government tells Poonam Pandey
New Delhi : Poonam Pandey and Salman Khan will have to cover up. The Union Cabinet today approved an array of amendments to the `Clothed in Public Act’. Those who publish their photographs online without being adequately covered up will have to pay a fine and if they are not fine with it, spend some … Continue reading
Deve Gowda hails SC order on right to sound sleep
Bangalore : “The phoenix is ready to rise from the ashes,” exclaimed former Prime Minister H D Deve Gowda as he hailed the judgement of the Supreme Court that upholds the right of a citizen of India to sound sleep. “What the SC, in effect, has said is that Gowda was exercising his fundamental right … Continue reading
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