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Congress hails Sonia, Rahul, Vadra for Sachin’s ton
New Delhi : The Congress party has hailed the leadership of party president Sonia Gandhi and Prime minister Dr Manmohan Singh for inspiring Sachin Tendulkar to score his hundredth century, against all odds. “It is no mere coincidence that Shri Tendulkar scored his century on the day the UPA presented a path-breaking budget. Shri Pranab … Continue reading
UP politicians get on to Facebook, Twitter
New Delhi : Even as the country waits for the election results in the crucial state of Uttar Pradesh, behind the scenes some furious activity is taking place, both in the real and virtual world. This is to prepare for any eventuality that may arise on March 6 when the votes will be counted. Tenali … Continue reading
`Congress lost UP because Rahul did not shave’
New Delhi : The exit poll conducted by `Tenali Rama Reports’ has predicted a virtual rout for the Congress. Its findings reveal that the voters have blamed Rahul Gandhi and his reluctance to shave, for the poor results. As Ramprasad Joshi from Varanasi told Tenali Rama, “a person who is lazy to even look after … Continue reading
Who should CBI report to?
New Delhi : Contrary to popular opinion, there is little support for Anna Hazare’s demand that the CBI should be brought under the purview of the Lokpal. On a TV channel’s prime time show, a majority of people from different walks of life in fact, wanted the CBI to be neither under the government nor under Lokpal. This … Continue reading
Gandhis upset with Mayawati Bakery
New Delhi : A family in central Delhi has accused a bakery owner in Lucknow of unethical behaviour on the occasion of the party thrown by the little boy of the house. The Gandhis, an influential family whose forefathers always ordered cakes from Uttar Pradesh, found that the bakery owner, a lady called Mayawati had … Continue reading
Team Anna faces the heat
New Delhi : A little-known organization called `India Against India Against Corruption’ has accused Arvind Kejriwal of blatant corruption and has questioned his credentials in leading a movement against politicians. At a press conference organized to spill the beans on Kejriwal, IAIAC claimed that the Magsaysay award winner on two occasions did not buy the … Continue reading
Manmohan Singh’s clean-up drive starts now
New Delhi : The UPA government has decided to start on a clean slate this Dasara. To achieve the purpose, everyone concerned has been asked to give a clean chit to at least one more member of the political establishment. At the end of this week-long exercise, Prime Minister Dr Manmohan Singh will address the … Continue reading
And India comes clean …
New Delhi : Taking a cue from BCCI’s new president N Srinivasan, who has made a sensation disclosure that he does not own Chennai Super Kings, several other high-profile individuals have made similar declarations, in a bid to have more probity in Indian public life. Tenali Rama has been able to access disclosures made by … Continue reading
Kalmadi leads revolt against Amar Singh’s hospitalization
New Delhi : Tihar Jail authorities have rung the alarm bells in a confidential note sent to the Ministry of Home Affairs. They have warned of the possibility of a revolt by high-profile inmates inside Tihar if Amar Singh alone was shifted to AIIMS. The former Samajwadi party MP, an accused in the cash-for-votes scam, … Continue reading
Tihar-bound Amar calls up `Anthony’
New Delhi : Their relationship is no longer what it used to be a couple of years ago but that did not prevent Amar Singh from seeking the permission of the Tiz Hazari court to make one last phone call to `Bade Bhaiya’ Amitabh Bachchan before he was taken to Tihar Jail on Tuesday. Those … Continue reading
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