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India’s take on Laxman’s “inner voice”

Hyderabad : V V S Laxman’s sudden decision “to quit international cricket with immediate effect” has shocked the cricket-loving public of India. More surprising was Laxman attributing the decision to what his “inner voice” told him. Tenali Rama spoke to a cross-section of people on how they interpret this “inner voice” and what does an “inner voice” mean to them.

N Srinivasan, BCCI president : Are you the CBI? Why should I answer your question?

Kris Srikkanth, Chairman of Selectors : What inner voice? Don’t you irritate me with your question. Agar tum mere ko ungli karega to, I will also finger you.

Sachin Tendulkar : Aila. That’s my inner voice

Vinod Kambli : My inner voice says I took the stairs while Sachin took the elevator

Sanjay Dutt : Inner voice bole to

Greg Chappell : That Bengali?

Sourav Ganguly : That Aussie?

Sushil Kumar Shinde : This inner voice subject is very filmy

Swami Nithyananda : Come to my room. There I will tell you about my inner voice

Digvijay Singh : VVS Laxman called me at 5 pm yesterday and told me about his inner voice

Kapil Dev : Retire, retire, retire

Pratibha Patil : Can we discuss about this in Seychelles?

Ravi Shastri : It is obvious the inner voice hit Laxman like a tracer bullet

Mahesh Bhupathi : Inner voice is to say never to play alongside Leander Paes

Shahid Afridi : My inner voice says I am 18 years old

Vijay Mallya : I wish my striking pilots would listen to my voice instead of their inner voice

Dr Manmohan Singh : Inner voice? I will have to ask Madam

S M Krishna : Portugal? No? Hina Rabbani Khar? No?

President Zardari : 10 per cent

President Pranab Mukherjee : Inner woes? I have no woes now

Kapil Sibal : Zero loss

Aamir Khan : Profound. Really profound. I should have discussed this in Satyamev Jayate

L K Advani : I do not know about VVS. My inner voice says I will be PM one day.

Sushma Swaraj, Arun Jaitley, Nitin Gadkari, Narendra Modi : (in chorus) : We too.

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