New Delhi July 31, 2012
Whatta day ! Whatta day ! Kya din tha aur ab kya raat hai ! I write this in the glow of a candle as the lights are still off in my part of VIP Delhi. This Power minister Veerappa Moily, he needs to pull his socks, I tell you.
But let me not let greedy Haryana, UP, Punjab and Rajasthan spoil my evening. I have got a promotion, Yay 
with the kind blessings of Smt Sonia Gandhi ji, Shri Rahul Gandhi ji, Smt Priyanka Gandhi Vadra ji and Shri Robert Vadra ji, I am now the Home minister Honourable Home minister of India. Sounds smart, doesn’t it? What a slap it is on the faces of those critics who said I could never put my house in order. They will see how I have been sent home sent to the Home Ministry.
I promise everyone I will be an Adarsh ideal Home minister. I must also remember to go early and occupy the chair next to the PM at the next cabinet meeting. Sharad Pawar will see what a powerful Marathi manoos I am.
Salman also is a happy boy today. With all of Delhi investing in candles, there are no candles to burn for Team Anna to protest against Madam’s government.
Ok, let me now list out the problems I will face now because Madam may ask tomorrow if I did my homework. Home-work, now that has a nice ring to it
Main problems : Modi, Adarsh, Pawar, Deshmukh, Ashok
Have to keep an eye on : Maoist activity, pakistan, assam, telangana, Team Anna
Extracurricular problems : Team Anna, Ramdev
Oh, the candle is melting fast. So let me finish this.
Congratulations to myself. Well done, Sushil.
Sycophants get rewarded..
We are going to see Shivraj Patil part 2 from the perspective of inefficiency of home ministry..
When more than half the nation is out of power, these people are gifted with more power..
People are dumbstruck to see these 70+ men dancing to the tunes of their high command and still their old legs never get tired…
Posted by Tejaswi | August 1, 2012, 1:46 am