Tenali Rama Reports
Archive for February 2012
Virat Kohli dedicates knock to Vijay Mallya
Hobart : Virat Kohli won the hearts of millions of cricket-crazy Indian fans around the world today with his match-winning knock against Sri Lanka. But no one was more happy than his IPL boss, Vijay Mallya. Kohli who scored 133 not out to keep India’s hopes alive in the tri-series, plays for Royal Challengers Bangalore, … Continue reading
Will Angelina Jolie be a Telugu ammayi in Tollywood?
Hyderabad / Chennai : An ageing Telugu superstar has decided to stun the industry by doing the mother of all casting coups in Tollywood. Completely bowled over by Angelina Jolie’s look and body language at the Oscars on Monday, he has decided to approach the celebrated actor to act in his next film. “Thammudu, Angelina … Continue reading
Politicians make a beeline for Dhoni
New Delhi : After a string of defeats Down Under, Indian politicians are unanimous that Captain M S Dhoni is now fit to join the political class. “He has all the qualities, you know,” said Narayan Dutt Tiwari (no relation of THE more famous N D Tiwari). “See the way, he blamed the umpires for … Continue reading
Cricket ke side effects
Mumbai : Call it coincidence or a quirk of fate. Arjun Tendulkar, Sachin’s son has scored 99 in all the subjects in the pre-final exams this month. Dr Anjali Tendulkar went to check with his school Principal, where and how he had lost one mark in every paper. “Some problem with his hand-eye coordination because … Continue reading
Deve Gowda hails SC order on right to sound sleep
Bangalore : “The phoenix is ready to rise from the ashes,” exclaimed former Prime Minister H D Deve Gowda as he hailed the judgement of the Supreme Court that upholds the right of a citizen of India to sound sleep. “What the SC, in effect, has said is that Gowda was exercising his fundamental right … Continue reading
After Saif, Mumbai police summons SRK, Salman
Mumbai : Looks like the Khans are in for some trouble. After Saif Ali Khan, it is now Shahrukh Khan’s turn to be on the wrong side of the law. Mumbai police has summoned SRK to the Khar police station, charging him with `indecent behaviour in public’ by landing a peck on Katrina Kaif’s cheek. … Continue reading
Original Koh-i-noor found in Hyderabad during treasure hunt
Hyderabad : “The Koh-i-noor in Britain is a fake that was probably bought at Hyderabad’s Jummeraat Bazaar, a market for stolen goods in the city,” declared H.Y.D. Reddy, Chief Archaeologist, after the original Kohinoor was among the diamonds found during the treasure hunt at the city’s Vidyaranya school. The treasure even by conservative estimates, is worth … Continue reading
Librarians want to make it large with Saif
Mumbai : The Librarians Association of India has offered to make actor Saif Ali Khan its brand ambassador, impressed by the way he advocated that people in India should visit libraries. During the incident at the Taj hotel on Tuesday night, where Saif allegedly assaulted another person who was dining at the same restaurant, the … Continue reading
We cannot pull up our socks, says Sehwag
Brisbane : Virender Sehwag has slammed the quality of socks provided to the Indian cricket team by the BCCI for the poor form the boys are in ever since they landed in Australia. “We are trying to pull our socks in every match but as you can see, we are not able to pull them … Continue reading
Indian team to continue with `rotation policy’
Brisbane : M S Dhoni is out to prove that he is a fair captain. Fed up with criticism that his rotation policy was restricted to resting one among the Sachin-Sehwag-Gambhir trio in every match, Captain Cool has thought of a cool way to resolve the issue. Members of the team will play musical chairs … Continue reading
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