Tenali Rama Reports
Archive for January 2012
`The Hindu’ to ask Chennaites about SRK now
Mumbai : If you are a resident of Chennai and read `The Times of India’, the cameras of `The Hindu’ are looking for you. `The Hindu’ has started recording a new ad, in which they ask Chennaites, “Which choreographer-turned-director’s husband was slapped by Shahrukh Khan at a party?” An enraged Justice Markandey Katju, the Chairman … Continue reading
PM happy with his performance on Twitter
New Delhi : Prime Minister Dr Manmohan Singh has expressed great pleasure and delight that he is now on Twitter. Speaking to reporters after a meeting with UPA Chairperson Sonia Gandhi to review his performance on Twitter, Dr Singh said it is an effective tool to speak less. “I have 27000 plus followers in less than … Continue reading
Kalmadi visits CWG stadia, remembers everything
New Delhi : It was past 1 on the intervening night of Thursday-Friday when a Delhi Police beat constable found a car parked outside the Jawaharlal Nehru stadium in New Delhi. Peering inside he found three gentlemen. One of them was Suresh Kalmadi who had been released on bail from Tihar Jail just a few … Continue reading
Rush to throw slipper at Rushdie
Jaipur : Rajasthan chief minister Ashok Gehlot has clarified that when he said SIMI plans to target Salman Rushdie if he comes to Jaipur, he meant the Students Islamic Movement of India and not actor Simi Garewal. Gehlot was forced to issue the clarification after the TV host was interviewed by several TV channels on … Continue reading
Hike in pay, TA/DA for Pakistan militants likely
New Delhi : Indian intelligence agencies have predicted reduction in infiltration of terrorists from across the Pakistan border in view of the domestic political turbulence inside that country. Sleuths of RAW have gathered that the batches of youth who were to be sent into the Kashmir valley taking advantage of the snow-capped mountains during the … Continue reading
Country in shock at India’s 161 performance
Perth : Minutes after India got all out for 161 at Perth, the BCCI decided enough is enough. Acting tough, it has suspended the driver of the bus who took the team to go-karting before the Third Test match. “Cricket Australia has been told in no uncertain terms that BCCI will not tolerate drivers who take the boys to … Continue reading
Ajit pulled up for asking AI to pull up its socks
New Delhi : Union civil aviation minister Ajit Singh’s remark that “Air India needs to pull up its socks” has become a huge controversy with political parties in Uttar Pradesh and airline employees gunning for him. On Wednesday, Ajit Singh made a surprise visit to the Air India Headquarters and went about peering at everyone’s shoes and … Continue reading
Telangana visa officer KCR livid with Naidu
Hyderabad : The visa office in Telangana is livid with how a person declared persona non grata by the Chief visa officer, K Chandrasekhar Rao managed to sneak into the region in broad daylight. KCR has issued showcause notices to his field officers after they proved incompetent in stopping Chandrababu Naidu. The latter was ordered tadipaar by KCR from Telangana districts for the last two … Continue reading
Sharad Pawar hit wicket, post-Sydney
New Delhi : Sharad Pawar is out hit wicket once again. This time by a youth called Ganpat Kambli, who came from behind to slap Pawar has he was going to inaugurate a seminar on `Are the youth of our country going astray?’ in the national capital. Kambli who was immediately nabbed by security personnel, claimed … Continue reading
Vijay Mallya LOLs at DGCA’s Kingfisher talk
Mumbai : All guests flying on board Kingfisher Airlines on all sectors were handed over a note signed by Chairman Dr Vijay Mallya. Tenali Rama who too was flying on the Hyderabad-Bangalore route, got one. Here it is reproduced for the benefit of readers, a few of who may also be Kingfisher regulars. (The airline, let us … Continue reading
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