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Sonia Gandhi goes Kolaveri

New Delhi : Heartbroken over the proposal of Uttar Pradesh chief minister Mayawati to divide the state into four states, Sonia Gandhi penned the following song and dedicated it to Mayawati. To stay as close to the original Kolaveri, she replaced `Behenji’ Mayawati with `Didi’.

Why this Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Didi
grabs-u grabs-u UP for grabs-u
blank-u blank-u vote bank-u bank-u
Why this Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Didi
white-u skin-u son-u son-u
son-u future-u black-u black-u
Why this Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Didi
UP made-u four-u piece-u
Heart broke-u piece-u piece-u
Why this Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Didi
Hand la pulse
Pulse la loss
eyes-u full-aa tear-u
empty life-u
polls-u come-u
deals reverse gear-u
Why this Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Didi
Didi Didi oh my Didi
you showed me bouv-u
cow-u cow-u holi cow-u
i want u hear now-u
god i m dying now-u
she is happy how-u
this song for amul boys-u
who dont have choice-u
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Didi
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Didi
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Didi
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Didi

Mayawati is learnt to have taken objection to the song, accusing the Congress chief of taking potshots at her in English, using a Madrasi song.

(Contributed by Suresh Dharur)

 

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Discussion

3 Responses to “Sonia Gandhi goes Kolaveri”

  1. Guys, this fabulously creative. Rapid Innovation in Motion (RIM)!!

    Posted by Aditya Thota | November 22, 2011, 11:04 pm
  2. Hahaha! Great fun! Thanks!

    Posted by Venkat | November 23, 2011, 9:56 am
  3. Very-Kool-u,Very-Kool-u,Very-Kool-u da

    Posted by Mohan | November 23, 2011, 11:50 am

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