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Pakistan issues showcause notice to terror module

New Delhi : Pakistan’s ISI has issued a showcause notice to the terror module that had been entrusted the job of transporting 5 kg of RDX to Delhi ahead of Diwali. A wireless message intercepted by Indian intelligence agencies reveals that both the ISI and terrorist groups like the LeT and HuJi are extremely upset that so much money went down the drain.

“They better reply to this showcause notice otherwise they will not get any assignments in future,” the wireless intercept had a gruff voice speaking to a handler in India. “They should be aware that even though Pakistan economy is in the doldrums, we were very keen that we should explode a bomb on Diwali in Delhi. That is why friends in the establishment helped us take a special loan from the bank to fund this project. To get caught with it in Ambala is sheer carelessness and irresponsible. This means our Q3 will report huge losses.”

Dawood Ibrahim’s close aide Iqbal Mirchi who was arrested in the UK, also came in for severe criticism.

“How could he be so stupid? Now the British police will make him spill the beans on Dawood bhai and how he is our guest here in Pakistan. Then Obama could do an Abottabad. I hope they extradite Mirchi to India quickly. There he will be safe and can give Kasav company in Mumbai jail. Hindoostani acchi khatir daari karte hai,” the unidentified person said.

Interestingly, the intercept refers to the members of Shri Ram Sene, applauding their ability to unleash terror without weapons or bombs.

“Look at them and their dedication. If we had a few like them, we could have turned India upside down. Anyway we are happy they are doing that in any case,” it said.

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