On this solemn occasion of Hindi Dinn, me, Bharat Sorkar wishes to apologize to all the Hindi Bashi and Hindi bashing people for the confusion my proud Bengali accent has caused to a billion people.
As you all know, Hindi was supposed to be the Roshtra Basha of India. Until one day, a few decades back, I went to the canteen in the Parliament building and ordered a chai. It took me 3 days to do so because of my accented Hindi.
It was on the eventful three days that the lawmakers of the country discovered, what a gender-bender the Rashtra Bhasha is. Suddenly, they forgot when to use Ka, when to use Ki and when to use ke !
The purest Hindi Bashis in the House and the staunchest Hindi Bashing elected members suddenly became thick friends to stop the massacre far exceeding the partition riots that they accused my proud mother tongue accented Hindi has caused.
Ever since, only lip service has been given to the supposed Rashtra Basha. Soon, the films in the anti-Hindi belt accepted Hindi speaking beauties and villains. They also intelligently used dubbed voice for Hema Malini, who is considered my closest competition when it comes to murdering a beautiful language.
Joy Hindi !